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O.k. here we go!
Everyone loves Sir Mix A Lot. I dare you to find someone who doesn't! Yeah that's right,
cause you can't! I like big butts and I cannot lie. That's right bizatch, you know you like that rump supersized. Well, I
don't know where Sir Mix A Lot is at the moment, or if he's working on anything. As soon as I find out I will fill you in.
And remember kids- his anaconda don't want none if you ain't got bunds hun!
This fruity bastard is Richard Simmons, and
he's fruitier than punch. He's also evil and compulsive. He likes to watch overweight people suffer in tight spandex,
and he makes them stretch into akward positions! Haven't they been through enough, with other people's ignorance and
all. He's evil, he just needs a reason to wear those damn hot pants, and he sure doesn't make them hot. I'll get him one day!
And no I do not know what he is currently working on, probably making Aunt Jemima cry.
Hey who can't forget Menudo?! Wait...who are
they again? Oh yeah....well as everyone knows they're broken up. UNfortunately, Ricky Martin, former star of Menudo, was found
dead in a hotel room, hung himself w/ his own glittery pink thong....for shame....
Ahhh it's Vanilla Ice. Well this bastard
ripped David Bowie off w/ his "Ice Ice Baby" song. The whole world know's that was Bowie's beat damnit. I can't believe he
thinks he can steal Bowie's beat. But I sure know that no one will steal his tall hair, or parachute pants. Currently, he
is working under his own name, Rob Vanwinkle. His new music sounds like a rip-off of Limp Bizkit. I mean come on, Limp Bizkit
by itself is just shameful, but when this moron rips it off.....
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