So, I was searching though Xanga pages, and I happened to find Dave Sorell's...along with his screen name! Bwahahahaha!

Rookie 2 Phenom: payton..first to graduate in june :-D
DONTshopatKMART6: dats cool i know some people that go there
Rookie 2 Phenom: like who?
DONTshopatKMART6: do u kno this bitch named megan?
Rookie 2 Phenom: whats her last name
Rookie 2 Phenom: there's two or three
DONTshopatKMART6: i dont remember.....shes tall and blonde
Rookie 2 Phenom: yeah. the devil
Rookie 2 Phenom: lol
DONTshopatKMART6: yeah, she jumped me one time in grade school
DONTshopatKMART6: shes a biatch
Rookie 2 Phenom: poor kid
DONTshopatKMART6: u kno it
Rookie 2 Phenom: she scares me too, but I've been more mentally prepared to deal with her
DONTshopatKMART6: really....how so
Rookie 2 Phenom: I'm on debate...that and plus dealing with these people here is a mental challenge
DONTshopatKMART6: ahhh so shes crazy huh?
Rookie 2 Phenom: my nickname is also the cerebral assasin
DONTshopatKMART6: dats funny
Rookie 2 Phenom: she's got issues somewhere. sometimes, she's cool to talk to
DONTshopatKMART6: so u got a lady?
Rookie 2 Phenom: I'm taken, yeah
DONTshopatKMART6: awww thats too bad
Rookie 2 Phenom: oh?
DONTshopatKMART6: u n your lady ever do 3-ways
Rookie 2 Phenom: say what? nah
DONTshopatKMART6: y not?
Rookie 2 Phenom: I've got no idea. Let alone, she's pretty defensive when it deals with me.
DONTshopatKMART6: damn, cuz u kno i can spice things up
Rookie 2 Phenom: let alone, I don't know you :-\
DONTshopatKMART6: well ya'll can get to kno me
Rookie 2 Phenom: my girl doesn't even roll that way
Rookie 2 Phenom: I'm so lost
DONTshopatKMART6: everyone rolls my way
Rookie 2 Phenom: but still...its not right
Rookie 2 Phenom: she'll kill you first, then kill me
Rookie 2 Phenom: ?
DONTshopatKMART6: awwww you just scared of your woman
Rookie 2 Phenom: not scared of her...just kinda concerned about you
DONTshopatKMART6: she got yo ass on check
DONTshopatKMART6: how are u concerned about me
Rookie 2 Phenom: see, I don't trust most women. period.
Rookie 2 Phenom: and since my ex girlfriend has been stalking me for a while
DONTshopatKMART6: im not a woman....yet....i got 3 mo months
Rookie 2 Phenom: ok, any female. I've been mentally prepared to deal with shit since her
DONTshopatKMART6: you think you're mentall prepared for everything dont u?
Rookie 2 Phenom: yeah
DONTshopatKMART6: are u mentally prepared for me to shove my foot up yo ass?
Rookie 2 Phenom: funny
Rookie 2 Phenom: thats what my ex told me
DONTshopatKMART6: you won't be laughin when ur coughin up my shoelaces
Rookie 2 Phenom: who the hell are you?
DONTshopatKMART6: i told you bitch, im andrea
DONTshopatKMART6: go clean ur crusy ass ears out
Rookie 2 Phenom: you're the nicest woman I've ever met in a while :-D
DONTshopatKMART6: bitch don't play that reverse pyschology shit on me
Rookie 2 Phenom: oh? but I gotta tell ya, if I wasn't taken, I'd take you for a ride
Rookie 2 Phenom: and I don't mean my saturn either
DONTshopatKMART6: that's right, your broke ass drives a tricycle
Rookie 2 Phenom: uh huh
Rookie 2 Phenom: a tricycle with dubs
Rookie 2 Phenom: 20's as a matter of fact
DONTshopatKMART6: see i knew it
Rookie 2 Phenom: and did you know I was being sarcastic
Rookie 2 Phenom: I think you wanna dance, but it takes two to tango
DONTshopatKMART6: no, im so fuckin dumb
Rookie 2 Phenom: don't talk down to yourself like that
DONTshopatKMART6: i bet u aint go no rhythm
DONTshopatKMART6: i was bein sarcastic, douchebag
Rookie 2 Phenom: although I don't have rhythm, I got soul. debaters got soul and class
DONTshopatKMART6: HAHAHAHA soul and class......thats soem funny shit
Rookie 2 Phenom: damn right. if you knew me, you know
Rookie 2 Phenom: but you don't
DONTshopatKMART6: ur an asspirate and thats all i need to know
Rookie 2 Phenom: no, from what you told me, I think you're the asspirate
DONTshopatKMART6: no, u be diggin up ppls asses for nuggets and shit
Rookie 2 Phenom: does this conversation have anywhere important to go?
DONTshopatKMART6: up ur ass
Rookie 2 Phenom: right.
Rookie 2 Phenom: and yet, you IM me
DONTshopatKMART6: cuz i didnt kno u were a douchebaggin asspirate
Rookie 2 Phenom: I love you too. goodnight sweet princes
DONTshopatKMART6: yeah go jack off
Rookie 2 Phenom: :-*
DONTshopatKMART6: or finger urself, cuz you're a PUSSY ASS BITCH!
DONTshopatKMART6: DAYUM!
Rookie 2 Phenom: hahaha. you're funnier than my ex girlfriend, when she tripped over her own two feet
DONTshopatKMART6: yea.....that was lame
DONTshopatKMART6: quit talkin bout ur exgf cuz ur not over her
DONTshopatKMART6: DAYUM!
Rookie 2 Phenom: no. I use her as a laughing joke
Rookie 2 Phenom: why do you still hound me?
Rookie 2 Phenom: if you wanted to stalk me, and ask me for my cell, why didn't you ask in the first place
DONTshopatKMART6: bitch quit immin me and ill quit talkin to u......go dig up someones ass....maybe you'll fnd a treasure or soemthing
Rookie 2 Phenom: I wouldn't mind seeing another female lurking in the bushes
DONTshopatKMART6: aint no body wanna call you
Rookie 2 Phenom: shhhhh
Rookie 2 Phenom: speak when spoken too
DONTshopatKMART6: you wish you had someone stalkin you
Rookie 2 Phenom: yeah I do :-( oh well
Rookie 2 Phenom: goodnight lover girl
DONTshopatKMART6: nite douchebaggin asspirate bitch ass dicknut
Rookie 2 Phenom: hey...don't make me find you
DONTshopatKMART6: yeah how i aint scared of your bitch ass
Rookie 2 Phenom: and this comes from the same female who wants to fuck me...oh how luck changes
DONTshopatKMART6: yeah it sure does change bitch ass
Rookie 2 Phenom: are you on your period or something? yeesh. if this ain't it, then I hate to see you when you're really in heat
DONTshopatKMART6: if i was on my period, i'd sit on your face!
Rookie 2 Phenom: as much as I want to see that...I personally think if you say that, you should get your head checked
DONTshopatKMART6: well bitch i already said it
Rookie 2 Phenom: you need help. I'd like to help, but I'm not neccessariy qualified to deal with psychos
DONTshopatKMART6: hahaha......you think im a psycho? too bad i dont care what your pussy ass thinkss!!!!!!!!!!!!ah ahhhhhhahhhhahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!
Some random guy from India IMmed me. You know how that is if you use Yahoo Messenger, or ever chat in Yahoo chats. There's always tons of crazy Indian guys that can't type English well and ask you if you have sex with your boyfriends. VERY ANNOYING! So I thought I'd play around w/ this one.
 
aman_mahajan: hi hopw e u
marilyns_spookykid2001: im ok
aman_mahajan: its aman
aman_mahajan: ok ggoood
aman_mahajan: may i know pls what sur age
marilyns_spookykid2001: im 17
marilyns_spookykid2001: you?
aman_mahajan: 16
aman_mahajan: wher ru rfrom
marilyns_spookykid2001: chicago
marilyns_spookykid2001: you?
aman_mahajan: india
aman_mahajan: ok do u hav e abf
marilyns_spookykid2001: yes
aman_mahajan: have u ever maate with him
marilyns_spookykid2001: why do you want to know?
aman_mahajan: just like freind
aman_mahajan: so who lives with u in home
marilyns_spookykid2001: the whole circuz
aman_mahajan: ok do u ahve a sis or br
aman_mahajan: do u have acell phine
aman_mahajan: phone
marilyns_spookykid2001: yeah i have a sister and some brothers no i dont have a cell phone
aman_mahajan: ok
aman_mahajan: u go to school
marilyns_spookykid2001: yea
aman_mahajan: have u ever been to india
marilyns_spookykid2001: no
aman_mahajan: ok so in which standard
marilyns_spookykid2001: what
aman_mahajan: u r in which class
marilyns_spookykid2001: many classes
aman_mahajan: i mean 11     12 ............
aman_mahajan: i am in11
marilyns_spookykid2001: ok
aman_mahajan: how is chicago
aman_mahajan: do u have apic
marilyns_spookykid2001: chicago is good
marilyns_spookykid2001: no
aman_mahajan: ok tell me franckly
aman_mahajan: have u ever kiss any boy
marilyns_spookykid2001: have you ever kissed any boys?
aman_mahajan: i am boy
marilyns_spookykid2001: so
aman_mahajan: how will boy kiiss a boy lllllolllllll
marilyns_spookykid2001: with their lips
marilyns_spookykid2001: duh
aman_mahajan: hahahaha very funny     so ahve u
marilyns_spookykid2001: why do you care
aman_mahajan: ok
aman_mahajan: dont be rude sexy
marilyns_spookykid2001: don't call me sexy
aman_mahajan: ok
aman_mahajan: what ur real anme
marilyns_spookykid2001: honkey
aman_mahajan: dot joke
aman_mahajan: mine is Aman
marilyns_spookykid2001: yea, you told me that...and since your screen name says that, i also figured out that was your name...
aman_mahajan: ok it seems ur very intelligent hahahahhaa
marilyns_spookykid2001: of course i am
aman_mahajan: yeah u r
aman_mahajan: whaich brand u like most in clothes
aman_mahajan: jeans
marilyns_spookykid2001: where did you get my screen name from?
aman_mahajan: i like spykar
aman_mahajan: hey what happen
aman_mahajan: what brand u like most in vests
marilyns_spookykid2001: vests are stupid, i don't wear vests
aman_mahajan: ok then breast
aman_mahajan: which brand u wear
aman_mahajan: :o)
marilyns_spookykid2001: your mother's
aman_mahajan: hey hi
marilyns_spookykid2001: ummm hi
aman_mahajan: so u didnt tell me
aman_mahajan: abt ur  undercwear
marilyns_spookykid2001: oh really? because i'm not going to
aman_mahajan: hahahhaaahaa
aman_mahajan: u can ask me
marilyns_spookykid2001: i don't want to know
aman_mahajan: then u tell me urs
aman_mahajan: iok leave it
marilyns_spookykid2001: i don't think so
aman_mahajan: ok
aman_mahajan: so have u seen ur  wettest regoin
marilyns_spookykid2001: yeah when i spit in people's faces...that's pretty wet
aman_mahajan: ok not ur penis
aman_mahajan: :-&
marilyns_spookykid2001: if i had a penis, i'd come in your eye and call you a nutty-eyed bitch
aman_mahajan: u sexy have u ever hold ur boobs tightl if not then try it  , some white thing will come out
aman_mahajan: for me to dring ok
marilyns_spookykid2001: nah i'd rather nut all over your face....but its too bad i dont have a penis
marilyns_spookykid2001: i'd cockslap ya across the forehead
marilyns_spookykid2001: whaaaaa-bam!
aman_mahajan: ok     come on have  asex with ur br
marilyns_spookykid2001: no i killed him and i keep him in my closet....its starting to smell..hes been dead for 3 months now
aman_mahajan: ok then give me ur bboobs
marilyns_spookykid2001: i dont have "bboobs" you cockhound
aman_mahajan: u r m
 
Bitchin' at Brit : The Sequel....
Yeah, that ho best believe I was back for another round...
 
DONTshopatKMART6: hey girl
Crashpoet10139: hi 
DONTshopatKMART6: i called you the other day and someone told me i had the wrong number
DONTshopatKMART6: sup with that?
Crashpoet10139: lol 
Crashpoet10139: u think imma give u my real number? 
DONTshopatKMART6: yea why not?
Crashpoet10139: cuz im not a dumb fuck like that 
DONTshopatKMART6: you sure?
Crashpoet10139: if i wasnt sure, wouldnt i have given u my real number? 
DONTshopatKMART6: i dunno maybe you're tryin' to hide something
Crashpoet10139: oh yea 
DONTshopatKMART6: are you?
Crashpoet10139: the fuck do u care? u have no clue who i am 
DONTshopatKMART6: a slut, obviously......
Crashpoet10139: where did u get that i was a slut? 
DONTshopatKMART6: cuz i've heard......i've heard you've been around.......
Crashpoet10139: in the dictionary a slut means:
a dirty untidy woman and
a woman adulterer  and an adulterer is
extramarital sex that willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations. And im not dirty, im very clean, i shower everyday and im noy married!  
Crashpoet10139: not* 
Crashpoet10139: therefore i couldnt possibly be a "Slut" 
Crashpoet10139:
Crashpoet10139: AND THE ONLY PERSON IM SLEEPING WITH IS MY GIRLFRIEND! 
DONTshopatKMART6: That's what you think. I can not believe that you have the AUDACITY to call anyone a BITCH, when you are the real bitch, a really big bitch. And not only are you a BITCH, but you're also a SLUT. A slut with HERPES. Since you have herpes, you must not be too quick. You are also dumb. Just because you can look up a word in a dictionary and TRY to justify yourself does not mean you are not dumb. You are dumb, and so dumb that you think you can say shit to my friends and get away with it. I'm off now....tah tah!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Finally I have come out of hibernation and harassed someone!!! And it felt damn good! This is a conversation between me and a slut. A slut who cheated on my friend, called Jenny a bitch, has herpes, and is just plain ol' nasty. Here I'm pretending that I'm some guy that got her screen name off a bathroom stall in the Harlem Irving Plaza...

Crashpoet10139: ?

DONTshopatKMART6: hi

DONTshopatKMART6: you there?

Crashpoet10139: yea....whos this?

DONTshopatKMART6: my names ryan

Crashpoet10139: do i kno u?

DONTshopatKMART6: someone wrote your s/n in the bathrioom and it said for a blowjob for 5 dollars IM crashpoet10139

Crashpoet10139: what bathroom?

DONTshopatKMART6: i have $15, so according to my calculations, I can get head 3 times from you

DONTshopatKMART6: the one in the HIP

Crashpoet10139: i might have written that one

DONTshopatKMART6: oh realy?

DONTshopatKMART6: so are you open for business>

Crashpoet10139: yea that was me, i wrote that

Crashpoet10139: not today..sorrry..im all booked up. u CAME too late today. maybe i can pencil u in tomorrow?

DONTshopatKMART6: yeah that would be nice

DONTshopatKMART6: can i get your number?

DONTshopatKMART6: yeah, im free tomorrow...so maybe we can meet up somewhere

Crashpoet10139: sure 773-501-XXXX thats my cell. ill pick it up! EDITOR'S NOTE : THE DUMB BITCH GAVE ME JENNY'S CELL NUMBER. THAT'S WHY I X'D IT OUT. OTHERWISE, IF IT WAS HER'S, I'D LEAVE IT. MWAHAHAHAHA

DONTshopatKMART6: aight what time shoudl i call you tomorrow

Crashpoet10139: 7 am, is that too early?

DONTshopatKMART6: yeah it is...i like gettin' my head in teh afternoon

DONTshopatKMART6: are you free then?

Crashpoet10139: i supposed, ill answer, but i might be in the middle of one, if u dont mind the sounds in the background. i can schedule u while doing it...people dont mind! im multitalented

DONTshopatKMART6: ahhh ok thats cool

DONTshopatKMART6: so you do have a website or sumthin w/ your pic on it or info about you?

Crashpoet10139: oh did i introduce myself?

DONTshopatKMART6: nah the thing on the bathroom said if you want a bj for 5 dollars Im crashpoet10139 luv, brit

DONTshopatKMART6: where you stay by?

Crashpoet10139: harlem and diversy

DONTshopatKMART6: fo real? i live up by grand and harlem

DONTshopatKMART6: you got a site w. stuff about you on it?

Crashpoet10139: i wish, more buisness, but parents use this computer....wouldnt want them CUMING across that now would i?

DONTshopatKMART6: ahh you dont have no site or journal or ne thing?

Crashpoet10139: naw dude, my paps works for dell, so he knows if i would have something like that. cuz hes nosy!!!!!!!!!! as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!

DONTshopatKMART6: ahhh that sucks..what if they read your aim conversations?

Crashpoet10139: i dont save them

DONTshopatKMART6: ooh i see

DONTshopatKMART6: so tell me more about urself

Crashpoet10139: long brown hair, D cup, 210 lbs, 5'3 asian

Crashpoet10139: i work out, muscles...alot....

Crashpoet10139: i do a side buisness for the butch lezbians

Crashpoet10139: so i gotta look muscular

DONTshopatKMART6: for real..dont asains usually have black hair

DONTshopatKMART6: you must be one fat ass chink if you weigh 210 and are only 5'3

Crashpoet10139: dark brown

DONTshopatKMART6: but thats ok it gives me sumthin to hold on to while youre suckin my dick

Crashpoet10139: i told u, its all muscles

DONTshopatKMART6: nah you wouldnt weigh that much

DONTshopatKMART6: but its ok.....just suck my dick and its all good

Crashpoet10139: thats cool. how big are u? so i can do my mouth exercises

DONTshopatKMART6: thats my surprise for you tomorrow

DONTshopatKMART6: ;-)

Crashpoet10139: hehehehe dont be such a tease!

DONTshopatKMART6: that's me....

DONTshopatKMART6: so what school you go to?

Crashpoet10139: guerin

DONTshopatKMART6: dats cool i heard about that schoool

DONTshopatKMART6: i go to kelvyn park

DONTshopatKMART6: so what stuff do you like?

Crashpoet10139: well this is all im doing this summmer..its easier then a summer job

Crashpoet10139: brb gotta pee

DONTshopatKMART6: ok wash your hands when you finish

Crashpoet10139: hehehe ur soo cute!

DONTshopatKMART6: have you seen a pic of me?

Crashpoet10139: no, no i havent

Crashpoet10139: would u like to send me it?

DONTshopatKMART6: ahh imma try to find one for you

DONTshopatKMART6: do you have a pic i can see

Crashpoet10139: naw, scanner not working at the moment, i can try later and send u it

DONTshopatKMART6: aight

Crashpoet10139: r u gonna send me a pic of u?

DONTshopatKMART6 wants to directly connect.

Crashpoet10139's software does not support sending and receiving IM image.

DONTshopatKMART6: aww you cant direct connect?

Crashpoet10139: naw. send thro email

DONTshopatKMART6: ok whats your email

Crashpoet10139: @aol.com

DONTshopatKMART6: ok then hold i up i gotta sign in my email

Crashpoet10139: ok

DONTshopatKMART6: ok its sent

Crashpoet10139: i didnt get it

DONTshopatKMART6: crashpoet10139@aol.com?

Crashpoet10139: yea

DONTshopatKMART6: you still didnt get it

Crashpoet10139: i got it now...hold on

DONTshopatKMART6: ok

Crashpoet10139: how old r u?

DONTshopatKMART6: im gonna be 18 in 2 months

DONTshopatKMART6: how about you?

Crashpoet10139: 17

DONTshopatKMART6: sweet

DONTshopatKMART6: you wanna meet up tomorrow

DONTshopatKMART6: hey babe you there?

Auto response from Crashpoet10139: i dont feel like talking to anyone, cuz everyone is an asshole!!!!!

DONTshopatKMART6: aww you hurt my feelins....i aint an asshole...i just want some head

DONTshopatKMART6: well i be talking to you later about that speical offer ;0

Alright, there may be a sequel to this one. Who knows. Just for the record, shes not asian. She has short reddish hair, is short and thin, completely flat. She looks like a little boy. Yeah, that's right, I'm hatin'.

It's me, Ryan!

I got this one off of google, and sent it to her. Yeah, I'm one damn fine Papi Chulo..

Here's another example of me being a moron. One day, while I was supposed to be doing an algebra paper, I harassed someone named Ollecram. Anyways, I used Kitty's screen name and pretended that I wasn't me. *Disclaimer* Ashley P. is aware that I fraduently stated that I was her in this conversation.
MarJ316 [12:34 PM]:  kitty b- otch?
 Kittybass4 [12:35 PM]:  no its someone else.i wanna suck your tittiessssssssssssss!
 
 MarJ316 [12:36 PM]:  wat the fuk
 MarJ316 [12:36 PM]:  iwho is this lmao
 Kittybass4 [12:36 PM]:  yeaaa theyre so big n juicy :)
 
 Kittybass4 [12:36 PM]:  ;-)
 MarJ316 [12:37 PM]:  i dont have time for this shit
 Kittybass4 [12:37 PM]:  you aint got time  for `my shit, but i want your sweet tit...ies... i woprte that poem for you
 MarJ316 [12:38 PM]:  wat peom?
 Kittybass4 [12:38 PM]:  u know what poem
 MarJ316 [12:38 PM]:  wat peom?
 Kittybass4 [12:39 PM]:   aint got time fo me shit, but i want your sweet tit...ies, i`wanna caress them gently, you make me sweaty...
 MarJ316 [12:39 PM]:  um no
 Kittybass4 [12:39 PM]:  i wanna lick them all nite long, and then ill lick your glistening don
 Kittybass4 [12:39 PM]:  g
 Kittybass4 [12:40 PM]:  yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 MarJ316 [12:40 PM]:  freek
 Kittybass4 [12:41 PM]:  ,ok well i gotta go...ill be masturbating to your sweet tits


 Kittybass4 [12:41 PM]:  ]nevermind ill stay and chat.....loverrrrrrrr
 MarJ316 [12:41 PM]:  who is this
 Kittybass4 [12:42 PM]:  who do you think this is? not kitty....
 MarJ316 [12:42 PM]:  lana
 MarJ316 [12:42 PM]:  kim
 MarJ316 [12:42 PM]:  megan?
 Kittybass4 [12:42 PM]:  close....bump n g
 Kittybass4 [12:42 PM]:  rind
 Kittybass4 [12:42 PM]:  nooooo not quite1
 
 MarJ316 [12:42 PM]:  which one was close?
 Kittybass4 [12:43 PM]:  ahhhh ummmm.....
 MarJ316 [12:43 PM]:  ?????
 MarJ316 [12:43 PM]:  tell me
 Kittybass4 [12:44 PM]:  we'll give u clues
 
 Kittybass4 [12:44 PM]:  u can figure it out like nancy drew!!
 MarJ316 [12:44 PM]:  alrie
 Kittybass4 [12:45 PM]:  nope
 MarJ316 [12:45 PM]:  alrite i said
 Kittybass4 [12:45 PM]:  hhhhoooootersss
 Kittybass4 [12:45 PM]:  ooooooooooh ok
 Kittybass4 [12:45 PM]:  can i touch your nipples
 MarJ316 [12:45 PM]:  i want clues
 Kittybass4 [12:46 PM]:  i go 2 your school
 
 MarJ316 [12:46 PM]:  well duh
 Kittybass4 [12:47 PM]:  im a call girl.....by night and ur stalker by day
 MarJ316 [12:47 PM]:  alrite wat class do i have wit u
 Kittybass4 [12:48 PM]:  english, art history lunch 
 MarJ316 [12:50 PM]:  anything else?
 Kittybass4 [12:50 PM]:  nope
 MarJ316 [12:51 PM]:  ashley?
 Kittybass4 [12:51 PM]:  yep!
 Kittybass4 [12:51 PM]:  howd ya `know?
 Kittybass4 [12:51 PM]:  took ya longenuff
 MarJ316 [12:51 PM]:  but i dont got english wit u
 Kittybass4 [12:52 PM]:  yea i added that in threre to throw you off
 MarJ316 [12:52 PM]:  alrite
 MarJ316 [12:52 PM]:  i was just tryin to find sum1 in all those classes with me
 Kittybass4 [12:52 PM]:  so now that you know whho i am can i touch your nipples
 MarJ316 [12:52 PM]:  nope
 MarJ316 [12:52 PM]:  brb
 Kittybass4 [12:53 PM]:  why not????

 Randomness: Here's a conversation between me and my buddy.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: cracka
gratyngrogg: back atcha whitey
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: cracka mofo
gratyngrogg: yeah yeah, SO!?!?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: imma bus' a cap in yo cracka ass
gratyngrogg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: awww yeaaaa
gratyngrogg: but I would not like a cap to proceed in a narrow and primarily horizontal fashion into the cavity of my ass
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: whatchu talkin' bout ya white tightassed bizatch
gratyngrogg: I beg to differ, the muscular physique of my "ass" , as you entitle it, has hardly the sustenance nor bountifulness in a confined area of space to be tightened
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yo check it you need to shut yo muthafuckin' cracka face up
gratyngrogg: I hve not the devices nor the desire to clamp the surface of my face together
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i tol' you to shut yo azz up, or i fenna bus' a cap in yo ass and cut  you like a piece a meat
gratyngrogg: Forgive me alientated altered speech boy, but I sincerely suggest you cease with your unkind remarks before I call my good friend SATAN TO BURN YOU MERCILESSLY WITH A CONSTANT STREAM OF ACID
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i ain't scared of his bitchin' red fat azz face
gratyngrogg: *satan rises from the ground*
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: dats a big mutha fucka
gratyngrogg: *satan raises hand*
gratyngrogg: *satan waits for a formal apology*
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yo yo you can suck deez nutz
gratyngrogg: *satan burns tWiGgYrScHiCk666 wih acid*
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: noooooooooooo youuuuuuuu honkey mofo
gratyngrogg: *satan returns to the ground*
gratyngrogg: My alliance with the devil proves far more powerful than your worthless caps
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: fo sheezy

 Here's another one. Well actually the remains of one. My computer froze and I was unable to save the conversation w/ this kid Arthur from my school. I told him I saw his profile on Gay Match Maker and my name was Jon Chee. I also sent him a pic of a random guy!
DONTshopatKMART6: hey hotpockets im back
DONTshopatKMART6: you there>?
I1superman1I: shut up
DONTshopatKMART6: hey by any chance could you copy and paste our whole conversation on here.........my computer froze adn i dont ahve it
I1superman1I: lol
I1superman1I: i close this shit ever second
DONTshopatKMART6: ahhh damn .........trying to hide in the closet still?
I1superman1I: lol
DONTshopatKMART6: baby dont hide it!
I1superman1I: shut up
DONTshopatKMART6: honey why are you telling me to shut up?
 
NeW! Here's another one. This time, I did not harass this person. I just wanted to show the stupidity of some guys online. At least this one finally gets the concept of SARCASIM. Yes. He's from a Yahoo Chat, Chicago (go figure).
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: ready to get fuck
twiggyramirezschick666: yes.
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: when?
twiggyramirezschick666: right now
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: let me get ur numba
twiggyramirezschick666: 745-4319
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: liar
twiggyramirezschick666: yes.
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: what if i call right now
twiggyramirezschick666: youll wake everyone up
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: how are we fucking hten?
twiggyramirezschick666: with our genitols
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: for reals?
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: where we fucking?
BUZZ!!!
twiggyramirezschick666: in that place
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: what place
pimpdaddy_2000_60623:
BUZZ!!!
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: huh??
twiggyramirezschick666: you know the place where you go....and have sex...and stuff...yueah.....that place
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: stop playing
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: we fucking or not?
twiggyramirezschick666: yes, i am going to fuck a guy i dont even know. i always fuck random guys that IM from a chatroom, whom i haven't even seen a picture of.
pimpdaddy_2000_60623: okk laterz
twiggyramirezschick666: bye
 
EXTRA NEW! Here's a conversation I had w/ Inette, my lil sis. Actualy all of our online conversations turn out like this. Here is our display of outlandish stupidity! Enjoy. Yeah, bitch.
 
jackassxX69: SMEELY
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i know you are
jackassxX69: NO U R PIG
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: you are a donkey hee haw
jackassxX69: OINK OINK
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: heee hawww
jackassxX69: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
jackassxX69: 69696969696969696969696969696969696969!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEHE YES YES HEHE YES!!!!!!!!!!1
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ok weirdo
jackassxX69: HEHE YES IM WEIRED
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i know!
jackassxX69: HEHE YES
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ok you horny bastad
jackassxX69: YES YES I AM U COULD ASK DAVID AND JENNY
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yes, i know
jackassxX69: HEHE
jackassxX69: EVERY ONE DOES
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yes they do
jackassxX69: YES SO WHATSB UP
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: nuttin muttin
jackassxX69: KILLIN GILLIN
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: fo shizza my hizza
jackassxX69: YO MAMA SA DOMMA
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: suck my cooch ya hooch
jackassxX69: SUK MY BALLS U TALLS CALLZ
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: eat my toe you herpes hoe
jackassxX69: GO EAT SPAGGETTI U LAME ASS GELLI
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: drink some sperm you contagious germ
jackassxX69: SUCK MY DICK LAME ASS CHICK
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: eat my balls you ugly walls
jackassxX69: WHAT?????
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: bite my scrotum you stank ass bum
jackassxX69: THAT DOSENT GO
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yeah it does queermo
jackassxX69: NO IT DOESNT HEY UR MANS
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ugh no cuz you said suck my dick
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: so ha~!
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: cooch smmocher
jackassxX69:  SWOLLOW TALLLOW
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hahhaahaha im putting this conversation on my website
jackassxX69: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yeaaaaaah
jackassxX69: II HATE MEGAN
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: boob hoober
jackassxX69: LOOBER SHOOTER
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: bitch hitch
 
 
NeW!!
  Here's a conversation I had with this kid named Kevin, he's an 8th grader I think. David tried to hook him up w/ Jenny. But it didn't work out, mainly cuz he's a conceited poser. I met him at the great Harlem Irving Plaza a couple months ago. Becuase he came late, me, Yanina, Jenny, and Inette missed the last Harlem bus. So, we had to walk 2 miles (well 2 miles for me) in the cold rain. For nothing! What a f**king a**hole! Man, I will buck his teeth in.....ok sorry for the violent remarks!

tWiGgYrScHiCk666: do you like cheese?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: cheese is great!
Dozer91788: really
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yeah i once beat up a ho for some cheese cubes
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: man id kill for cheese
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: im a cheese hype
Dozer91788: cool
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: say, buddy, would you by any chance have any cheese?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ya know, you're really quiet.......
Dozer91788: well if i new who this was
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: im a random person!
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: a crazy online person who lieks cheese!
Dozer91788: u go to the ntg show tonite

tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ntg?
Dozer91788: not too good
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: no i did not
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: but i did go to the crash poet show last nite
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: which rocked
Dozer91788: they plyed a free show wit the goldfish liberatoin mindstung and what went worng
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: where at?
Dozer91788: jeronomos back yard u ever hear of any of these bands
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: nah
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: are they emo?
Dozer91788: punk
Dozer91788: and ska
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: real punk, or crappy punk?
Dozer91788: dont know depends what kinda punk u like
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i like good punk
Dozer91788: they all punk and ska
Dozer91788: good punk and ska
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: well i like good punk and good ska
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: cuz those sound liek poser punk bands
Dozer91788: who is this
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: some random person
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: who is this?
Dozer91788: i asked u first
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: im mary
Dozer91788: really
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yeah
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: u?
Dozer91788: kevin
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ohhhhhh yeah i know who you are
Dozer91788: really how
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i remember you, youre the dumb poser kid i met before!
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: at the mall one time!
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hahaa oh dude!
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hey my friend knows those bands you saw tonite
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: and therye punk-pop SHIT
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: thus proving my theory, you suck and you're a poser!
Dozer91788: tey aint pop punk and i aint a poser
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hahaha dude you are! and a conceited one! man you suck!!!!! and good day sir!!!!! (    I    )....... beso mi culo, chongo de blanco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha POP PUNK POSERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dozer91788 signed off at 12:28:36 AM.

Here's a classy conversation with a guy from my school, who does not know my screenname. Here I pretend to be Dirty Mary, a high school call girl!


tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hi
GMARC13: whose dis?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: dis?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: What exactly does "dis" mean?
GMARC13: this (typo)
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Is that some new slang?
GMARC13: i said it was a typo
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Oh, then I shall forgive you.
GMARC13: actually no
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: You need not repeat yourself twice.
GMARC13: ppl use it
GMARC13: so whose THIS?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I'm sure this "ppl" person does use it. Actually, I was about to ask you the same thing.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: You are on my buddy list, yet I do not know who you are.
GMARC13: well whats ur name
GMARC13: what skool do u go to?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: My name is Mary, but I am most commonly refered to as Dirty Mary. I attend Mother Guerin.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: How about you?
GMARC13: hmmm, do u no someone i no?
GMARC13: do u no neway at Payton H.S.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Where is this Payton H.S. you speak of located?
GMARC13: downtown CHicago
GMARC13: this is scary, cauze ur screename looks mighty familiar
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, I am sorry to inform you that I have never heard of this Payton H.S., so I do not know anyone who attends.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I am sure we have talked before.
GMARC13: but where?
GMARC13: hmmm, lemme think of who i no at Guerin
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, I do most of my chatting in the "Bitch Master 3" chat on AOL chat.
GMARC13: lol
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: So, I am assuming you were propositioning me for a good time.
GMARC13: lol, who knows, maybe
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: So, if you would enjoy a good time, my rates are hourly, daily, and weekly.
GMARC13: but i dont think i have ever been there
GMARC13: lol
GMARC13: this is gonna bother me, cuaze somehow i no u
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: But you must have. Now that I think of it, I do believe you have propositioned me.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: But I cannot remember my original asking price.
GMARC13: where do u live?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: My place of commune is not relevant towards this conversation.
GMARC13: welll i jus mean neighborhood not ur adress
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Let's quit this small chit chat. Do you like anal or frontal?
GMARC13: lol
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Are you coming to my business place or shall I come to yours?
GMARC13: r u serious?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: What is this "lol" you type in?
GMARC13: nothin
GMARC13: u cant be serious
GMARC13: ima stranger, y wood u ask such things
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I am, now what was your name again?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I am a business woman, I give it to strangers good, real good according to them.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: So, shall I charge you hourly?
GMARC13: what wood u do to me?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, must a go into detail? Actually the real question is what do you want me to do to you?
GMARC13: u first
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, I can give you pleasures, any upon your request.
GMARC13: lol this is to scary
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: But please, do not invovle fecal matter into my business situations.
GMARC13: thats jus nasty
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, I am glad you agree.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I am available for Saturday afternoon.
GMARC13: sorry i dont think so
GMARC13: I'M my friend tho
GMARC13: he may be interested
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: What the hell is your problem? A few weeks ago you were instant messenging me about my pleasures! Now you say you are not interested!
GMARC13: really?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: You do not play with Dirty Mary like that!
GMARC13: wait
GMARC13: wait
GMARC13: i remember
GMARC13: did u send me an I'M sayin visit my webcam or somethin?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: See? So will you invest in my service?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Yes, yes I did.
GMARC13: no, i jus mess wit everyone who does that
GMARC13: cauze they get annoying after awhile
GMARC13: sorry
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I do not appreciate that. My services are very pleasurable, you should invest.....
GMARC13: naw, thats jus sick
GMARC13: i rather have a girl i can actually touch
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, you can touch me all you want.
GMARC13: MEAGAN
GMARC13: MEAGAN
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I can come to your house, or you can come to my house.
GMARC13: MEAGAN
GMARC13: MEAGAN
GMARC13: MEAGAN
GMARC13: MEAGAN
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: No, my name is Mary.
GMARC13: LOL
GMARC13: Ur to funny
GMARC13: meagan
GMARC13: i no its u now
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I am not funny, I do not know what you are talking about.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: But I can perfrom my services Saturday afternoon if you are interested.
GMARC13: yes john informed me
GMARC13: stop playin
GMARC13: we have a big thing due tomarrow
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: John? He must have been one of my previous customers.
GMARC13: LOL
GMARC13: STOP
GMARC13: OUT OF CHARACTER OUT OF CHARACTER
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well I well touch your big thing for the right price.
GMARC13: LOL
GMARC13: STOP
GMARC13: MEAGAN
GMARC13: SNAP OUT OF IT
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Well, I see you are a cheap bastard who cannot afford my pleasurable business.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I shall take my business elsewhere.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Good day you cheap fucking asshole.
GMARC13: :'(
GMARC13: u mean
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: No, you asked for my services, now you act like you do not want them.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Now you shall not have them.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Good night.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Go get your lovin' elsewhere. Like on Cicero. They are cheap whores, like you, Mister GMARC13.
GMARC13: lol
GMARC13: i no who this is
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I do not believe I have performed my services on you, so no, you do not know who this is. Good Night!
GMARC13: NO
GMARC13: wait
GMARC13: jus say this is Megan
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I will not wait, and I will not claim to be someone who I am not.
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: Good night, you are a fucking fruit.
GMARC13: megan
GMARC13: its ok
GMARC13: i no its u
GMARC13: john has jus informed me of ur screenname
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: I do not know who this people are. You are just afraid to admit you sexuality, you big musty fruitcake!
 
 
****This one is between me and some girl from my school who doesn't know me....I pretend that I think she's some chick named Mary.....

tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hi
KMen1004: hey, my mom always said never talk to strangers
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: is this mary?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: hey im no stranger
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: and my candy is quite good
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: and sweet
KMen1004: mary mary quite contary?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: sweet like....uh nevermind
KMen1004: um, sorry bout no...
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: sure if thats what your last name is
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i know youre mary
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: quite changing your screen names on me
KMen1004: right, sure you do
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: youre such a liar mary
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i know its you
KMen1004: hmm, i can see how that can be confusing seeing as how i've had this sn for the past couple of years
KMen1004: yeah, ok, whatever will
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: yeah ok maybe you have had it for a couple yeats
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: why do you always change your screen name on me?
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: quit trying to avoid me
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: you know what we gotta talk about
KMen1004: yeah, well if i am this "mary" the point in changing screennames would be to avoid your dumb@$$
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: actually my ass is quite smart thank you very much
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: i dont know why you are always so hostile towards me mary
KMen1004: what do we gotta talk aobut?

tWiGgYrScHiCk666: remember what i was trying to tell you the other nite?
KMen1004: hmm, when we were getting down and dirty...yes what about it?

tWiGgYrScHiCk666: well, whens the next time we can do it again?
KMen1004: hmmm, i dont think i can pencil you in anymore sorry
KMen1004: you know how those one-night stands go
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: youve been w/ my 3 times
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: it was sooooo good
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: and juicy
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: like juciy fruit
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: but even jucier.......
KMen1004: WHOA, WHOA WHOA...thats getting a lil too R-rated for me man, calmn down now
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: thats not what you told me wednesday nite
KMen1004: well, i tend to lie
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: you werent lyin' last nite mary.....
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: or wednesday nite
KMen1004: yeah, ok
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: anyways, i was thinking you could meet me on the corner of belont n cicero..in front of mimi's adult bookstore
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: tomorrow nite around 8
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: mary, c'mon you know you want some of my sweet meat!
KMen1004: hmmm, possibly...ill let ya know
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: are you gonna call me tomorrow
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ill give ya my number
KMen1004: yeah, i'm not good at calling people
KMen1004: emails more my thing
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ok email me at satanicbuttslayerrulez@yahoo.com......or at hottsexx@hotmail.com
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: well goodniyte my hot sex machine
KMen1004: right, rightback at ya
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ill be lovin' ya tomorrow
KMen1004: ya
tWiGgYrScHiCk666: ok nitey nite sugar lips
KMen1004: XO