|
Well hello there! I'm Megan, wow. Anways I'm
from Chicago, I'm 18, I go to The School of the Art Institute of Chicago, and I like tacquitos. Here's a story for you all.
One time when I was 3, Reagan (my real dad)
took me to the grocery store. So he sat me in the front part of it, ya know where you put small children. Then, after shopping
around he stops in an aisle and says, "I'll be right back." Or something to that extent, keep in mind I'm 3! So, I saw something
on the shelf i wanted, which I can't remember what it was, but I attempted to grab it. in order to get close enough to the
shelf, I had to move the cart, this I did by swinging my legs. Unfortunately, this was not a smart idea, because the cart
fell over, and my knees were trapped underneath it. Of course I cried for help, I was in pain, but an old Polish lady had
just looked at me and passed me by. Finally, my deadbeat father showed up and moved the cart upright. I blame this whole fiasco
for why I am so messed up. And now I hope you all understand this is why I am how I am! Yeah, bitch.
For those of you who don't know what I look like, here is a pic of me, taken
in July '04.
|
 |
|
Cool Crap
Here's some of my favorite crap, obviously:
Favorite Movies: Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill, Black Circle Boys, Quills, The Lost Boys, Monty Python and the Quest for the
Holy Grail, 8MM ( I love Joaquin Phoenix and Johnny Depp), Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Halloween, Evil Dead 1&2, Army
of Darkness, and so on...
Favorite Bands: KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, ATREYU!, DEAD TO FALL, DARKEST HOUR, NORMA JEAN, Lamb of God,
Throwdown, Pantera, Calico System, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, HASTE THE DAY, KillSwitch Engage, Misery Signals,
Bleeding Through, Hopesfall, Unearth, American Head Charge, Dope, Rammstein, Mushroomhead, Bile, Das Ich, Project .44, A Static
Lullaby, FRONT 242, Eighteen Visions, Deicide, Poison the Well, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Acumen Nation, Iron Lung Corp, Einsturzende
Neubauten, At The Drive In, Coal Chamber, Front Line Assembly, Red River, Crash Poet, VNV Nation, Prodigy, The Cure, Monster
Magnet, Pink Floyd, Deerhoof, Tupac, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ludacris....and the list goes on.
Favorite Book: Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson
Guys In Bands that are Sexy: Alex V. (Atreyu), Guitarist from Black Dahlia Murder, Drummer from Darkest Hour, Singer from
Eighteen Visions, Twiggy Ramirez, the singer, guitarist, and drummer of Dead to Fall, andthere's more..
|
|
|
|
|
Favorite Quotes
The Things That Come Out of My Mouth....
"If life had nuts, I'd kick 'em. Really hard."
"I'm out like a fat kid in a dodgeball match."
"That bitch wasn't just butt ugly. She wasn't just ass ugly. That bitch was fuckin' BUTT-ASS UGLY!"
"If you havin' boy problems, I feel bad for you hun. I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one."
"I need a fatter ass like I need a hold in the head. On second thought..."
"Trying to get guys is like fishing, sure they might nibble at your hook, but you need to reel them in before any
skank ass bitches - i mean fishermen- catch them"
"I'm an equal oppurtunity hater."
More to come!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
